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Ok, I could offer you tons of awesome Thanksgiving advice. But I won't fool myself...or should I say full myself? eh eh? I mean, don't get me wrong I've read a lot of great tips lately...but they are the type of tips that sound awesome in writing but when it comes to the nitty gritty...as in, when I'm face to face with an all-the-weight-you've-lost sized turkey and some of that you're-seriously-gonna-need-a-power-nap-after-that stuffing and who can forget the are-you-seriously-trying-to-pass-those-for-veggies green bean casserole or the...well, I lost my point. So anyways, here are my awesome Thanksgiving tips:
1- GIVE AWAY LEFTOVERS! Seriously, if you are fond of those day after turkey gravy cranberry stuffing sandwiches (like me) then leftovers are not you're friend. You don't want to make a 1 day treat last you the whole week. Just find the first homeless person you see and when he asks you for some money to eat just say "TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!" and give him the eight ziplock bags of food. Then you can watch him glare at you cause everyone knows you can't exchange sweet potatoes for crack.
2- RELAX! Contrary to what we may believe, guilt does not burn calories. Most of us will overeat tomorrow. That is a fact. But we can't kill ourselves over it. I mean, working out a little bit extra the day after is fine but just don't overdo it. Take it easy and enjoy the food. Cause if you're gonna eat a whole bunch of food and instead of enjoying it you're just cringing over the possible pounds you may gain, then its not even worth it.
So, thats it! Those are my two main rules for Thanksgiving. Yea I know...I'm not very strict. Oh wells.
This weekend was not a good one. Not at all. For the first time in a long while I got the urge to eat. It's like this nervous tick. I get this horribly urge to eat junk food. I don't even enjoy it! I just stick it in my mouth, chew, swallow, and repeat. It all started on friday, when I decided to treat myself to some KFC. While I was eating I realized I was getting full but instead of stopping...I just ate the whole thing. And it was all down hill from there. When I got home, I had to raid the fridge for something to snack on. Am I the only one that does this? When I can't find anything good to eat, I just start putting things together. Not like I start baking up some cookies. Nah, I'm too lazy for that. But I get random foods and just put them together to resemble some vague item that might be edible. Then I eat it and it seems to taste so freakin delicious until the very last bite and thats when I ask myself, "what the fuck did I just eat?" This morning I don't know whether I ate a lot of junk food, or just punched myself repeatedly in the stomach. Blegh. Maybe if I work really hard this week I can make up...OH WAIT...this week is Thanksgiving. Darn it all...
I really wasn't sure if I was going to lose any weight this week cause I ate a lot of junk food in the weekend but then again I was really sick during the week. So yea... we go from losing 5 to .5...better than nothing :D
Starting weight: 256 lbs
Current weight: 229.5 lbs
Weight loss this week: .5 lbs
Total weight loss: 26.5 lbs
ok, last week I didn't post my weight...cause I didn't really lose any. Then my weekend was a big confusing mess due to reasons I've already explained. I'll be honest, I really haven't been eating as much as I should be so I wouldnt say I did well this week. But I did lose some weight so...yays!
Starting weight: 256 lbs
Current weight: 230 lbs
Weight loss this week: 5 lbs
Total weight loss: 26 lbs
This weekend has probably been one of the worst I've ever had. It seems my boyfriend met a girl about three days ago. And she must be some kind of awesome cause he's decided to be with her instead of me. Our relationship has been stressful and wonderful at the same time. So its just hard to believe that after almost three years, its over. But I figure if he is already sleeping with another girl, then this is most likely not the guy for me. I honestly wish him the best cause after all, I really do love him. So if he isn't losing any sleep over this, then neither will I.
Things are falling apart and I don't have enough arms to pick up the pieces. Where do I go from here? I'm so lost and confused. I'm usually not one to beg, but I'd give anything for things to go back to the way they used to be. I just feel so...left behind. Whatever happens, you know I love you but if you feel this is for the best then I'm not going to stop you. 2 1/2 years < 1 night who woulda thought